They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to approach the wicked Queen's mirror to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Brad Pitt was the hottest and Jennifer Lopez was the sexiest. They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.
The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. "Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world." Jennifer Lopez walked in boasted, "It is true, it has been confirmed that I am the sexest woman alive!!!
Brad Pitt followed head bent, tears in his eyes and asked, "Who the heck is Jan Romme?"